Corrupt a Wish Game!!

Granted, but then you burn your friends' feet and you become an outcast.

I wish I could read minds.

Granted, but the knowledge you gain causes you to become incredibly insecure and triggers a emotional meltdown.

I wish my mom would let me listen to the band Disturbed...

Granted, but you will be Blind and Mute for the rest of your life.

I wish I could talk to all animals and plants of the world.

Plants don't think, hon.

Granted, but you turn in to a polar bear.

I wish I was Captain of THE BLACK PEARL.

Plants do so think, thats why this Smily has a face

Granted but your crew has a mutiny and ties your bootstraps to a cannon ball and fires you of the starbord side of the ship in to the depths of the sea.

I wish i could be the greatest Vampire Lord ever.

Granted, but then you sleep walk out into the sun and burn to ashes. So sad.

I wish the band could practice on the new field.

GRANTED, GRANTED, GRANTED.
I am so pissed off.

I guess I have to have an exception, right?
Granted, but you're reimbursing Rec and Parks for the turf.

I wish everyone liked me.

I do like you...

Granted but the person you are crushing on ignores you and gets a girlfriend.


I wish I could become Gidon for my platoon.

Granted, but you really suck and accidentally impale CDR Connell. The other cadets will then quickly dispatch of you.

I wish I could play piano better.

Granted but all your other musical talent... Playing the clarinet, sining, or anything else i didn't mention... becomes horrible and Mr. Svec says that you can no longer be in the band.

I wish I could have another oboe player in the band playing with me.

Granted, but you are both stuck in the drum line FOREVER.

I wish I didn't have to grow out my hair for dance.

Granted, but in a sick twist of cosmic irony, you get cancer. The chemo takes care of it, but now you're bald. So sad.

I wish my dad would just leave me the fuck alone.

Granted but after he starts to leave you alone, you realize you need him but before you tell him "Im Sorry" he gets hit by a Bus

I wish i could know all forms of kung fu.

You're so cruel. You didn't even leave another wish for me to get you back with.

I will kill you for messing it up, Kevinin!!!

Make a wish NOW!!!!

Alright, Kevinin, granted, but the sudden intake of all that information causes your eyes to burn and your skull to implode.

I wish I had some decent headphones that could actually handle a little bit of bass.

Granted, but you go deaf so all you can "hear" is bass.

I wish I didn't have to pay for anything.

Granted, but when you die, your family is saddled with debt from all the things you didn't pay for.

I wish I could watch an Eagles game at home without my parents getting on my case (my dad's a Bears fan, and my mom roots for the Redskins).

Granted, but your team becomes worse than Ravens.

I wish I had a jetpack!

Granted but you crash and burn...owch

I wish I could know what really happens after people die (Not from a religious point of view)

Granted, but the knowledge makes you quit school and live like you're about to die. YAY SKYDIVING!!!

I wish I had the bonus room.

Granted, but then you loose it to someone else.

I wish the person I like would feel the same for me.........

Granted, but then she immediately breaks up with you.

I wish I didn't need to sleep so long to get enough rest.

Granted, but then you find that you have nothing to do to fill your spare time, and you grow increasingly more restless and irritable.

I wish Yiffmas would come sooner.

Granted, but so soon that it's already passed.

I wish could control people.