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Stuff
Nefnee's New BFF
Number of posts : 1532
Age : 31
Registration date : 2008-05-07
|  Subject: Funny Quotes  10/10/2008, 9:47 pm | |
| Post funny quotes. Anything from single sentences to full conversations to instant messages.
Just now on the phone:
Lari: ...hold an intervent-
Nefnee: EVERYBODY DANCE NOW! | |
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AzurEmerald
Lari's New BFF XD
Number of posts : 794
Location : Waiting to take the burden off. It's always better to share things with another.
Registration date : 2008-10-03
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 10/10/2008, 10:24 pm | |
| In Chemistry class:
Student: May I [stupid question...]
Teacher: No
Student: It's because I'm Latino, isn't it?
Teacher: Yes. And because you like to touch yourself.
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- I like my Chem teacher so much!
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Kevinin
The awesome kinda nerd
Number of posts : 104
Age : 31
Location : In my Emo corner....being emo
Registration date : 2008-06-28
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 10/11/2008, 9:52 am | |
| Teacher: Where is your Homework?
Student: My friend's Bunny ate it...
Teacher: Like I havent heard that one before. Seriously first your dog, then your cat, then your girbil, and now your friend's Bunny, whats next your uncles Iguana?
Student (Thinking to him self): Good Idea I will try that in my next class... | |
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Charli
Fire Breathing Rubber Ducky of Awesomness
Number of posts : 667
Age : 32
Location : my pic reminds me of Baker
Registration date : 2008-06-12
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 10/11/2008, 8:56 pm | |
| Teacher: Guys! Stop making out!
Me: (thinking) She's joking. The guys are homophobes. They wouldn't make out.
Sharpie: OMG, real life yaoi!
Me: (thinking) My god, they're actually kissing?! Do I turn around?! I don't want to see them kissing!
Sharpie: Ah, Sara, you missed it.
Me: (thinking) Dang...
Gotta love my Chemistry class... | |
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Yeti
Bearer of the Garnet Rod
Number of posts : 1890
Age : 32
Location : In a black hole
Registration date : 2008-09-25
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 10/11/2008, 9:14 pm | |
| *Bashes Charli over the head with empty pepsi bottle*
Charli: CRACK PEPSI!
(and repeat about four times or so) | |
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Charli
Fire Breathing Rubber Ducky of Awesomness
Number of posts : 667
Age : 32
Location : my pic reminds me of Baker
Registration date : 2008-06-12
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 10/11/2008, 9:19 pm | |
| Also from the night of the Cultural Festival:
Guy to Girl: Hey, if you were a pirate, would you have your parrot on this shoulder *places hand on girl's closer shoulder* or this shoulder? *wraps arm around girl to place hand on girl's further shoulder*
I can't believe that line actually got me... | |
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Yeti
Bearer of the Garnet Rod
Number of posts : 1890
Age : 32
Location : In a black hole
Registration date : 2008-09-25
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 10/11/2008, 9:26 pm | |
| Stop saying the M word!
Mock mock mock mock mock mock mock | |
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Charli
Fire Breathing Rubber Ducky of Awesomness
Number of posts : 667
Age : 32
Location : my pic reminds me of Baker
Registration date : 2008-06-12
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 10/11/2008, 9:33 pm | |
| Me: Guten Morgen.
Kevinin: I DON'T SPEAK HEBREW!
You will never live that down, Kevinin. | |
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Stuff
Nefnee's New BFF
Number of posts : 1532
Age : 31
Registration date : 2008-05-07
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 10/11/2008, 9:40 pm | |
| Instant Messaging
Me (8:25:28 PM): heyheyhey
Yeti (8:25:35 PM): Holy crap!
Me (8:25:43 PM): what?!
Yeti (8:26:53 PM): no idea | |
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Yeti
Bearer of the Garnet Rod
Number of posts : 1890
Age : 32
Location : In a black hole
Registration date : 2008-09-25
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 10/11/2008, 9:48 pm | |
| nefnee (8:48:13 PM): we are the awesomest peoples ever
yetisarge (8:48:25 PM): yes.. yes we are
fearthetenebrae (8:48:26 PM): yes | |
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Charli
Fire Breathing Rubber Ducky of Awesomness
Number of posts : 667
Age : 32
Location : my pic reminds me of Baker
Registration date : 2008-06-12
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 10/11/2008, 9:49 pm | |
| A friend of mine proving that he can't talk to girls: Hi, you're really pretty. I like your boobs. | |
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Stuff
Nefnee's New BFF
Number of posts : 1532
Age : 31
Registration date : 2008-05-07
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 10/11/2008, 9:55 pm | |
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Yeti
Bearer of the Garnet Rod
Number of posts : 1890
Age : 32
Location : In a black hole
Registration date : 2008-09-25
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 10/11/2008, 9:56 pm | |
| Many of her friends actually. | |
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Charli
Fire Breathing Rubber Ducky of Awesomness
Number of posts : 667
Age : 32
Location : my pic reminds me of Baker
Registration date : 2008-06-12
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 10/11/2008, 10:06 pm | |
| Well, I was thinking of one specific guy, but I suppose it does apply to several. | |
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Stuff
Nefnee's New BFF
Number of posts : 1532
Age : 31
Registration date : 2008-05-07
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 10/12/2008, 12:37 am | |
| "Kathryn" (11:22:08 PM): haha Iam typingb with my noooose!
nefnee (11:22:16 PM): lemme try!
nefnee (11:22:38 PM): 89qjmb too
nefnee (11:22:48 PM): i got the too right
"Kathryn" (11:22:58 PM): yes you did
nefnee (11:23:07 PM): how you hold shift with your nose
nefnee (11:23:09 PM): cheater
"Kathryn" (11:23:24 PM): .............I used my tounge........
nefnee (11:23:33 PM): OR YOU HAVE TOO NOSES!
"Kathryn" (11:23:48 PM): If so one just happens to be wet and covered in spit
nefnee (11:24:24 PM): that's what he said
We are amazing... | |
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Kevinin
The awesome kinda nerd
Number of posts : 104
Age : 31
Location : In my Emo corner....being emo
Registration date : 2008-06-28
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 10/12/2008, 1:19 pm | |
| In Band Class
Kevinin: So what do you want to do in the Navy?
Charli: I want to be a Psychiatrist.
Kevinin: Oh cool, does that mean you know the meaning of life?
Charli: WTF thats philosophy!!!
Kevinin (thinking to himself): I knew that... | |
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Charli
Fire Breathing Rubber Ducky of Awesomness
Number of posts : 667
Age : 32
Location : my pic reminds me of Baker
Registration date : 2008-06-12
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 10/12/2008, 1:50 pm | |
| 1.) I said Psychologist. I don't believe in pumping people full of drugs to fix every little thing.
2.) Taylor: Everyone thinks I'm a Nazi even though I'm probably not... | |
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Kevinin
The awesome kinda nerd
Number of posts : 104
Age : 31
Location : In my Emo corner....being emo
Registration date : 2008-06-28
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 10/12/2008, 2:24 pm | |
| I knew it was one of those Phsychothingamawhatsits
And Psychiatrist help people with mental issues | |
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Charli
Fire Breathing Rubber Ducky of Awesomness
Number of posts : 667
Age : 32
Location : my pic reminds me of Baker
Registration date : 2008-06-12
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 10/12/2008, 2:27 pm | |
| They help by prescribing medications which in some cases are good, but people are too reliant on quick fixes like pills. | |
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Yeti
Bearer of the Garnet Rod
Number of posts : 1890
Age : 32
Location : In a black hole
Registration date : 2008-09-25
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 10/12/2008, 9:13 pm | |
| I am not a Nazi... I am a hamster, I stuff food in my mouth. | |
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Charli
Fire Breathing Rubber Ducky of Awesomness
Number of posts : 667
Age : 32
Location : my pic reminds me of Baker
Registration date : 2008-06-12
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 10/13/2008, 5:46 pm | |
| Me: He's like a furry little woodland creature but... not... | |
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AzurEmerald
Lari's New BFF XD
Number of posts : 794
Location : Waiting to take the burden off. It's always better to share things with another.
Registration date : 2008-10-03
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 10/13/2008, 11:02 pm | |
| Biology Teacher: *walking through a chattering class, very quietly* Sex.
Class: *keeps talking, does not notice*
Biology Teacher: *still very quietly* Extra credit.
Class: *perks up* Did you say extra credit? What?
Biology Teacher: From a biological standpoint, that's just WRONG.
I love forums.
You can find anything in them...
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- And, for (10^x)th, I agree with the teacher... | |
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Yeti
Bearer of the Garnet Rod
Number of posts : 1890
Age : 32
Location : In a black hole
Registration date : 2008-09-25
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 10/14/2008, 5:51 pm | |
| Charli: Commander do you have a cure for the common cold?
CDM: Take two advil and see me in the morning. | |
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Charli
Fire Breathing Rubber Ducky of Awesomness
Number of posts : 667
Age : 32
Location : my pic reminds me of Baker
Registration date : 2008-06-12
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 10/14/2008, 9:16 pm | |
| Blair: Our term papers can be on anything?
CDR: Yeah.
Blair: How about... BUNNIES?!
CDR: ...Sure... | |
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Yeti
Bearer of the Garnet Rod
Number of posts : 1890
Age : 32
Location : In a black hole
Registration date : 2008-09-25
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 10/14/2008, 9:38 pm | |
| I am allergic to rocks falling on my face.
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