Funny Quotes

Eddie invited you to "Panther Productions Presents: The Wizard of Oz" on Friday,
March 6 at 7:00pm.

Eddie says, "INVITE ALL YOUR FRIENDS!!!!

Lets promote the crap outta this show!!!!".

Event: Panther Productions Presents: The Wizard of Oz
"Follow the yellow brick (Riva) road to naptown highs production of
Oz!!!!"
What: Performance
Host: Panther Productions Presents: The Wizard of Oz
Start Time: Friday, March 6 at 7:00pm
End Time: Sunday, March 15 at 2:00pm
Where: Annapolis High School Theater

how is that funny?.. seriously that isn't funny! NOT FUNNY!!

Yeti wrote:

how is that funny?.. seriously that isn't funny! NOT FUNNY!!

Fine. Highlight the funny part. Funny to me, anyway.

Eddie invited you to "Panther Productions Presents: The Wizard of Oz" on Friday,
March 6 at 7:00pm.

Eddie says, "INVITE ALL YOUR FRIENDS!!!!

Lets promote the crap outta this show!!!"

I found the "Let's promote the crap outta this show" to be a little funny.

nefnee (11:47:59 PM): tehe el cum
nefnee (11:48:02 PM): sorry
alex180193 (11:48:07 PM): It's okay.
nefnee (11:48:07 PM): FLAGELLUM
nefnee (11:48:11 PM): sorry
alex180193 (11:48:23 PM): It's okay

[01:06:29] @ Nefnee : im cramped up
[01:06:44] AzurEmerald : Wow.
[01:07:09] Laney-Spoon : PMS NEF! RUUUUUUUUUUN
[01:07:45] AzurEmerald : IT'S GETTING CLOSER!!! FASTER!!!!
[01:08:15] Laney-Spoon : HARDER!
[01:08:51] AzurEmerald : GRUNT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!
[01:09:12] @ Nefnee : WTF
[01:09:25] AzurEmerald : EXACTLY

(11:20:22 PM) climbergal93: Thank you sooo much!!
(11:20:28 PM) alex180193: You're welcome.
(11:20:58 PM) alex180193: I expect to be named in your high school graduation speech and to have at least one of your children named after me for this *wink*
(11:22:46 PM) climbergal93: Hell yes I will do both!!
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<em>ShadowPendant</em>- Hooray!

(8:02:33 PM) alex180193: *beep*

I'm sorry. It does not seem as if you have enough money to continue this transaction.
(8:02:44 PM) alex180193: Please insert 50 more cents and try again later.
(8:02:55 PM) nefnee: insert WHERE?!
(8:03:03 PM) alex180193: That's what he said.
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- I do my best, really.

Or else my brother I might have to get midevial on your hinnie.

Toughchickx93 (3:54:25 PM): my teacher isn't god
Toughchickx93 (3:54:27 PM): good*

(5:38:59 PM) alex180193: And you know what I want, too. You're just being cruel //_v
(5:39:08 PM) Larissa Genevieve: what do you want?
(5:39:15 PM) Larissa Genevieve: ...
(5:39:26 PM) Larissa Genevieve: emi, we have significant others!
(5:39:30 PM) Larissa Genevieve: i'm MARRIED!
(5:39:36 PM) Larissa Genevieve: you have LANEY!
(5:39:45 PM) Larissa Genevieve: how dare you!
(5:39:47 PM) Larissa Genevieve: XD
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- And blast them out the nearest airlock.

Churning lots of butter.

Dude.. I love how he speeds up churning just right after the girl passes him in the video.

(5:54:45 PM) alex180193: Interesting.....
(5:54:52 PM) Larissa Genevieve: it's a secret! XD
(5:55:15 PM) alex180193: Oh, man. This is a totally new side of you that I'm seeing.
(5:55:29 PM) Larissa Genevieve: what?
(5:56:20 PM) alex180193: This.

You, wanting to do it with someone other than Lari.
(5:56:25 PM) Larissa Genevieve: o.O
(5:56:30 PM) alex180193: *Jazz
(5:56:39 PM) Larissa Genevieve: i was about to say...
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<em>ShadowPendant</em>- Done.

Milking cows is just like jerking off a cow..

Dude.. only females have utters though

How do you know that?

how many times did you get lost on your way to class today.

Once.... twice... umm I mean.. a lot..

person who was abruptly woken up-"Dont eat the honey dew its my brother!!!"


"there all done"
"Great!... Can you bring me some cheese puffs?"


Me "If I forget how to spell the again I'm gonna be really mad."
mom "how did you forget how to spell the?"
Me "I was trying to spell thu..."

I only have on thing to say to that..

MORE COWBELL!!!

Dad: Hey, let's get Thai food!
Mom: Yeah! I love Donuts!
(whilst discussing what to get for dinna.)

Dude.. why?

Well why not?!