Funny Quotes

Sex? Yes please

Do I make you randy baby!!??

I think it's five over the quantity x minus I lost the game.

Pi five!

"She's a hermaphrodite!"
"No I'm not!"
"Yeah she is!"
"No, want proof?!"

"Stop looking at me, penis lookers!"
yeah.... it's my brother.... he's retarded.

[19:23] Sam: penus
[19:23] Sam is now offline

(seriously?)

"Do I look like a hippie?"

"Actually, you look more like a gay pride spokesman"
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- He had rainbow tie dye on! What else could I have said?

Nick: oh and matt, my sister says you look gay.
Me: that should be a compliment
Nick: i know!

Nick as in GC

GC?
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- What exactly does that mean?

Gay child, as Lari calls him.

That still leaves me with at least 3 gay Nicks......

Which one are you talking about?
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- That is weird. There are a lot of them......

Oh my God, I love GC! -fangirlish squee- ^_^

Funny Quote:
Shane: Hello?
Dr. Phil: You should live as a gay woman!
Shane: ...Dr. Phil?
...
Lari: I'M A PIRATE LOOKING FOR WALDO!!! -runs away-

Me: SPONGEBOB? WHERE?!
Jesus: on my tv
Jesus: it ended '^'
Me: v_v ohhh
Jesus: mens pajamas?

You know, about 70% of our conversation last night counts for this thread.
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- The genital talks, Nick's closet, Nick and your bed, more genital talk......

[02:43] nefnee: SEX SEX SEX SEX
[02:43] nefnee: I'm good nkw
[02:43] nefnee: Now*
[02:44] Alex180193: nkw?
...
[02:45] Alex180193: I thought of nwn when you said that.
[02:46] nefnee: mmhmm
[02:46] nefnee: zzzzzzzz
[02:46] Alex180193: Do you know what that means?
[02:46] nefnee: no
[02:46] Alex180193: Nick Wentworth Naked.
Don't ask me why. Just revel in the mental images.
[02:47] nefnee: ...
[02:47] Alex180193: Well, I was trying to think of something more disturbing than John Darrow Naked.
This is disturbing enough for me.
[02:48] nefnee: I'm so horny it didn't bother me
[02:48] Alex180193: It probably just made you hornier!
[02:48] nefnee: possibly
[02:48] Alex180193: That's not creepy at all!

[@ 20:49:11; Saturday, 11-29-2008;] nefnee: i doubt the police would believe that i raped nick wentworth

Edit: Better, Steph?
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- I did ya one better..... Apparently not.

Me: *while watching Twilight and seeing Edward acting like a.... stalker* Stalkeeeer!
Some chick behind us: Totally!~

[@ 00:42:54; Sunday, 11-30-2008;] alex180193: We're all friends.

We just had a really fun time in the mall walking around, singing, eating, touching ourselves, and making a lot of sexual innuendos.
[@ 00:43:31; Sunday, 11-30-2008;] tsukasa_byrne3: Ah. Typical human teenagers, eh?
[@ 00:44:24; Sunday, 11-30-2008;] alex180193: Well, the two of them were.

I was a typical subject of whatever species the guys in the white coats decide to tack on me next.....
[@ 00:45:41; Sunday, 11-30-2008;] tsukasa_byrne3: Hah.
[@ 00:45:50; Sunday, 11-30-2008;] alex180193: It's true.
[@ 00:46:04; Sunday, 11-30-2008;] tsukasa_byrne3: What species are you now?
[@ 00:46:35; Sunday, 11-30-2008;] alex180193: The last time I checked I was:

duosos divalites
[@ 00:48:46; Sunday, 11-30-2008;] tsukasa_byrne3: Meaning?
[@ 00:51:07; Sunday, 11-30-2008;] alex180193: Duosos Divalites means:

1. This specimen is of indeterminable sex
2. This specimen has a ****** up mind
3. This specimen has many hidden talents
4. This specimen has a knack for sexual innuendos
5. This specimen is not sure if the plural of innuendo is innuendos or innuendoes.....
[@ 00:51:30; Sunday, 11-30-2008;] tsukasa_byrne3: XD Innuendos.
[@ 00:52:14; Sunday, 11-30-2008;] alex180193: 6. This specimen has poor hearing
7. This specimen can't differentiate between left and right
8. This specimen dislikes Limewire
9. This specimen wishes that (s)he could have stayed at the mall longer
10. This specimen is out of funny things to write right now.....
[@ 00:52:48; Sunday, 11-30-2008;] tsukasa_byrne3: I see. Lol.
[@ 00:53:00; Sunday, 11-30-2008;] alex180193: Exactly.

Another chat converstaion....
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- My friends rock.....

You're going to fall.... I hope.

"That's vague enough to be descriptive!"

Euro Teacher (paraphrased): He was in jail for writing pornographic material. His books were very sickening and descriptive.
Me: Isn't this the guy who wrote One Hundred Twenty Days of Sodom?
E. Teacher: Yes. It's a bit creepy that you know that, Emerald.
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- I can't believe I got that wrong.

Oh god.. he's back

After lunch:

Me: Ow! Now my knees hurt
Montana: Ohh, Nef... what have you been doing?
Me: I was with freshman boys!

In class:


Me: It's true. Catholic girls do taste better.

Everyone in class except Laney: WHAT?!?!?!
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- I repeated this to ~5 different people today. My favorite reactions were Sara's and Becca's

IN CHEM
Me: *with goggles on and hair above goggles* I is ready for science!
Charli: I need to so take a picture of that and make that a caption!
Me: I noticed that you can use the excuse "FOR SCIENCE!" for just about anything.
Charli: Why did you murder him?
Me:... FOR SCIENCE!