The Family

"Oh and how would I be saving the world by taking Em in the place of your grandfather?" Death asked really not wanting to deal with a massive apacolipse anytime soon.

Nefnee was turned around and had her face in Zig's, whispering to him. She glanced around just to kick Lari then began to leave again.

Zig interlocked his fingers with Nefnee's and allowed her to lead to where ever she was having them go before the came running back to get her bet money from Death. "Are you sure you want to go back or do you dislike your sister that much right now?" Zig asked not caring either way at the moment.

"Mmmmm... both?" Nefnee slowly left again, pushing Zig backwards. "Later!" she cried just before she left earshot.

"He makes me wanna kill people," Lari explained. "But the only person worth my grampa is me," she smirked. "And you can't have me."

Name: Emerald Pendant
Age: 15
Relationships: Friend to Lari, Chuck and Neffie. Professional poker/tickler. World's biggest buyer of black jeans.
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Emerald sneezed.

"Hmm.... Someone must be talking about me. It's probably Lari. I have to remember to poke her later."

Emerald kept reading his book.
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<em>ShadowPendant</em>- A priest? Are we allowed to do this? I don't want the Vatican coming after us or something....

(I'm playing this post as I interpreted Nefnee's last post until I get it cleared up)

Zig just stared in amazement as Nefnee left running. "Oh well she'll be back. Even though she is the daughter of god she can't hitwire a car, I've checked with Chuck on that one." He said as he played with his car keys and headed off after Nefnee.

Lari watched Death think over her last statement, then smirked. "Yeah, exactly. Whatchya gonna do now, sonny boy?" she teased Death, knowing well that what she was doing wasn't very prudent, but at this point, she didn't care about the consequences to her careless actions.

"No I can't have you that is for sure. But I could still work a clause in there somewhere. But also it doesn't really work unless the person is willing to give themselves up to save the other person. So hence in your case if you gave yourself in the place of your grandfather it would work, but unless Em agrees it pretty much doesn't work." Death countered happy withhimself.

Lari thought that one over. "There's a snowball's chance in hell that Em would give himself up. So I suppose it's up to me. What exactly does giving oneself up to you in exchange for their loved one entail?" she inquired.

"Well in the case of a minor, you don't die. You can stay alive until 21, or in the case my superior likes you enough, you gain the status of a true hero or heroine and you get an extremly long life span." Death said really hoping she wouldn't ask who his superior was right now.

"Hm, well who's your supervisor? I'll give myself up if it'll keep Grampa alive, please don't object," she added once she saw Chuck Norris' facial expression. "I know the consequences of my decision!"

"Gah.. why do they always ask... " Death said with a sigh

"Well Death why don't you tell her who your superior is hmm?" Chuck said with a slight grin and a chuckle.

Death just pointed at Chuck. "Him."

Lari's eyes lit up. "Really? Dad's your superior? In that case, I'll give myself up for Grampa," she smiled.

Death sighed this was the second time today that he had been cheated out of someone.

"Alright, God do you look upon this person, Lari Hale, in a manner in which would allow her not to be killed by myself when she reaches the age of 21?" Death asked going through the procedure now.

"Yes I do look upon this person in such a manner, and I will not allow for them to die at the age of 21 but they receive the status of Heroine and will live to an age in which I all for them to finally give up their life force." Chuck said in a booming voice.

"Then so be it." Death said as he slamed his sycthe down and his name was now inscribed in a gold parchment contract that now appeared.

"And so let it be done." Chuck said as he handed his granddaughter to Lari for a moment and he round house kicked the parchment and his name was signed and then the parchment disappeared.

"Well enjoy your long life, I'm going home." death said slightly annoyed

"Bye Death! I win!" Lari happydanced, then hugged her dad. "Thanks dad! That was soooo cool!" Then she stuck her tongue out at Death gloatingly.

Death chuckled on the inside though as he was leaving.

"Later Lari. Enjoy being able to have only one child though. A side affect of the long life is you can only have one child, but craving sex doesn't go away." Death chuckle

"Sorry honey." Chuck said to his daughter feeling that she would be upset with him now. "the bright side of this is that you have the honor only a handful of people have every gotten before you." Chuck said knowing that his daughter was probably mad at him now.

"So, I'm menopausal....AT AGE FIFTEEN?!?!" Lari shrieked, then began crying. "WHY didn't you tell me? Maybe I would have thought this out better if I had known! Are there any more unpleasant side effects I should know?" she glared at Chuck Norris, tears streaming down her face.

"No.. you aren't menopausal.. you still have that time of the month, however you just can't have children except for one after the deal is made. So you are allowed to have another child. Christine isn't your only child you can have." Chuck said as he began to to leave knowing his daughter would never want to see his face.

When he reached the door he said slowly. "If you disown me after today I'll understand" Chuck said with a heavy sigh and began to leave the hospital.

(Yes.. if you really want to go about the whole who got what thing, now is where you can claim the teleknesis powers of god)

Lari sat there, thinking a moment. True, she was really upset with her dad, but wasn't this how he probably felt when she announced that she was pregnant? Suddenly, she ran out of the hospital room, "Wait! Dad! Come back! I don't want to disown you! I love you!" she cried as she ran out into the hallway, looking both right and left for Chuck Norris. "Damn, where did he go?" she moaned inwardly as she began her search for her dad.

Chuck was almost to the exit of the hospital when he felt Lari reaching to him and he headed back towards her room and wrapped her in a hug and not saying anything, really not wanting to tell her the other side affects as laid down by the greek titans of the past in the making of this long life decree.

Lari hugged her dad back, feeling some unease coming from him. Because as we all know, Lari has the ability to read other people's emotions. "What is it? Are there any more side effects?" she inquired.

Chuck took his daughter back into her room. "Do you really want to know of the others or would you like to find out over time?" Chuck asked. "If you tell me to tell you I will but until you tell me that you want to know I won't." Chuck said with a sigh slightly annoyed at the titans and slightly embarassed if he had to tell his daughter the next side effects.

Lari narrowed her eyes, "Yes, I would very much like to know," she said, sensing his embarrassment. "I wanna know if I'm going to start vomiting hobos or some other crap like that."

"Oh no the titans didn't do stuff like that when we all sat down and tried to figure out agreements on this decree. Basically the only other side affects that were agreed upon were the whole you can have one child after the deal is sealed. The other two where that your breast size would increase to about a mid level C and that you would become thin enough to fit into a minimum of about a 2 or 4 size jeans. So basically bigger breasts and a thinner waist." Chuck said

"The Titans and Greek Gods did enjoy having sex with human females, don't ask what happens with males." Chuck said knowing that Lari would probably ask anyway.