The Family

"Just watch me!" Lari said as she got up from her hospital bed, then suddenly kicked Death in his crotch. "What now?" she smirked.

Death just looked at her. "Well that would hurt if I was in my human form.. but I'm in my death form.. so nothing hurts me.. I'm basically a skelaton, unless I turn into a human for my own.. umm pleasures." Death chuckled and Chuck Norris just rolled his eyes.

"AH! YOU'RE GOING DOWN, BITCH!" Lari screamed as she tackled Death, trying to kill him.

Death just shoved Lari off him and wrapped her in a bubble. "Seriously man why did you have kids?" He asked Chuck

"I wonder why you DIDN'T Death." Chuck chuckled back at him

"Alright look stop attacking me and maybe we come to an agreement about your Grandfather." Death said. "Deal?"

Nefnee burst into the room... again. "I recognize that voice!"

Death turned his head. "Oh crap, what the hell are you doing here? I thought you were off with your boyfriend?" he said shaking his head

"Well she dragged me here after hearing your voice and apparently reconized you there." Zig said with a bit of a sadness in his voice when he walked into the room

"Fine," Lari pouted. "Please let me out!" she growled.

Death let Lari out of her of the sphere and Lari landed softly back in her bed. "Alright what would you be willing to offer for the extended life of your grandfather. Granted I can only give him a max of 10 more years oh his life." Death said sitting down in a chair.

"Wait wait wait... Grimmy! You owe me 300 pesos!" Nefnee pointed at Death.

"It depends. What do you want?" Lari inquired calmly. "And it better not be anything like my daughter or my husband..."

"Damn how the hell in the world do you remember that?" Death asked Nefnee

"Well you have to give me something until I tell you if I want it or not." he said digging through his pockets to find the pesos and not the other currency he usually carried.

"Hmm..." Lari pondered. "How about my twin sister? She's been particularly annoying lately..."

"You know, Lari. Death can't turn a bet down," Nefnee whispered as she stepped forward ready to take any money he took out.

"Yes, but you know that I'm no gambler," Lari whispered back.

"I am." Nefnee winked at Lari as she motioned Death to hurry up.

"What're you gonna do?" Lari hissed at her twin, terrified.

Death handed over the 300 Pesos. "You know that is only about 27.43 in U.S currency, since it was only Mexican Pesos that I owed you." He said turning his attention back to Lari.

"I know, but now I'm $27.43 richer," Nefnee said, counting.

"Right.. have fun buying yourself a cheap video game from the bargain bin." Death said sarcastically

"Anyway what are you offering Mrs. Hale?" He asked wanting to get this over with still annoyed at not being able to kill Hawkins.

"Um....how about Nefnee? Like I said, she HAS been really annoying..." Lari offered.

"Hmm that is a tempting offer... however I think your father might have a say against that." Death said thinking out loud and looking over at Chuck who was glaring after that comment.

"Then how about Emi? He annoys me as well," Lari suggested, running out of people.

Nefnee glared at Lari. "How about LARI???" Nefnee said sarcastically.

"Hmm Emerald.. that is a tempting offer." Death thought ".. but what value does he have when weight against your grandfather?"

Zig whispered in Nef's ear "You have your bet. So are you going to stay for this whole thing and help your sister or are we leaving now?"

"Not much," Lari shrugged. "But you'd be saving the world."