The Family

"Lets keep moving on, huh?" Nefnee said excitedly. Her fingers crawled down Zig's back and went for his belt.

"Mmmm gladly." He said as he removed her shirt and unhooked the front of her pants and allowed for her to have her turn of removal

In return, Nefnee carefully unbuckled his belt and undid his 501's. She pulled out Zig's belt and wrapped it around the back of his neck to pull him into a kiss.

"Have something in mind with that belt missy?" He asked pulling out from the kiss and unhooked Nef's bra and pulled down her zipper and continued to kiss Nef

"We'll have to see." Nefnee pushed Zig back and put the belt up to her jaw's grip. She began to work on Zig's button-up shirt.

"I guess we will now won't we" Zig said as Nef began to take off his button shirt and revealed the white undershirt that he wore and let her have her fun now.

Lari poked Jasper. "Yep, he's broken," she nodded at his lack of response.

"Lovely.." Chuck said as he whipped out his cell phone and sent a message and waited until one of his angel's came down to take a look as to what was wrong with him.

(I thought you were just going to post as Jasper..)

Lari waited patiently for the angel to arrive.

(I thought you were. Do you want me to? I could, since you're playing like, 3 different people.)

(I've got like three people.. do you really want this RP to become basically me and you two? cause I can do that.)

(Haha wow...it'd be like puppets... XD)

Jasper recovered from his shock. "Wow...that's quite a story, angel," he said. Lari started at the sound of his voice.
"Hey, he does live," she remarked to her dad.

"Yes he does." Chuck said as he messaged the angel to head back everything was ok. "Apparently he isn't extremely freaked out like you thought he would be."

"Freaked out? Why would I be freaked out? Just because my wife has near fatal meetings with gods and whatnot...how often do you do this kind of thing?" Jasper asked Lari.
Lari thought over her answer. Should she really tell him? It'd only worry him needlessly.
"Um, that was the first and last time," she lied calmly, except for a subtly nervous twitch in her eye.

"And you don't find the whole, your wife gets bigger boobs and thinner at all a little odd? Or for that matter the fact that you can only have one more kid a bit annoying?" Chuck said amazed the relative calmness of the human at that part of the news at least.

Jasper thought that over. "Wellll...it would have been nice to have more options."
"And what about my changing?" Lari demanded.
"It's not that odd, considering Greek mythology," he shrugged.
"He's awfully sane..." Lari commented to Chuck Norris.

'That or he is in his own version of shock right now.' Chuck thought into Lari's mind
'Guess we don't have to worry about too much.'

"GET OUTTA MY BRAIN!!" Lari screeched. "Gosh, that is REALLY creepy!" she glared at her dad.

"Well we just ruined that part of being a Norris now didn't we lari. Excuse me while I step out to make a phone call." Chuck said pulling out his regular cell and called Nefnee's phone trying to figure out where and what she was up to but only got voice mail and decided he woudl try later since Nefnee was usually the responsible one.

The responsible one? What the hell does THAT mean? Lari thought at Chuck Norris. And it's your fault, I need warning before people invade my brain!

Nefnee heard her ringing phone and laughed. Whoever it was would have to wait. She was busy. But then it rang again...

Chuck hung up after trying for the second time. "Probably still playing Rock band or some other video game and has the volume up pretty loud. I'm going to have to have a talk with that girl about volume.. she can still go deaf if she keeps listening to mucis too loudly." Chuck said hanging up the phone and heading back into the room with Lari and Jasper

'Alright then you'll get a warning or a subtle hint from me that I'm about to start talking to you via telepathy. And by responsible one I ment that she at least understands that fact that sex is fine but if you can't support the child without support from your parents then you should use a condom.' Chuck said basically reminding Lari that he was still the father of this family.

Lari stuck out her tongue at Chuck Norris in a gesture of total maturity.

"Anyway so any questions Jasper or major concerns that you need looked at as a result of this whole story?" Chuck asked still amazed at the fact that Jasper hadn't really freaked like most humans would

Lari watched her husband as he thought. "Maybe he's in shock?" she suggested, then tried sensing his emotions. "Wait....he's totally emotionally freaking out."
Jasper inhaled deeply and exhaled. "Lari, what have we said about dealing with various gods and deities?"
"Um, not to? But I wasn't in any danger, Dad was there."
"Yes, but you're going to be changing, and we can only have one more kid, and your dad's God, which totally doesn't intimidate me!" he ranted.
"Love, calm down. Everything's going to be alright," Lari said as she hugged Jasper. "You're setting a bad example for Chrissy," she scolded gently.

So here was the explosion Chuck had expected. He also heard the comment about being God not scaring him and let it slide. He figured if he had to he would step in and show his true nature to Jazz.