The Family

Lari shut up suddenly, "What do you mean by that? What would you do?" she asked warily.

"That my dear is my own source. I promise you though that he will not be killed nor will I smite him. I will meary call upon my friends the relationship ghosts three." Chuck told his daughter trying to not worry her too much.

"There's relationship ghosts?" Lari questioned.

"Yes, there are ghosts for a lot of things actually." Chuck said beginning to form the list in his head about all the ghosts he knew that exsisted.

"Really? Trippy," Lari smiled. "Can you name some to kill time?" she asked.

"well there are the obvious ghosts of christmas that get the most coverage, but there are the ghosts of halloween, the ghosts of relationships..."Chuck began to list ghosts on a list that never seemed to end.

"That's very interesting," Lari said, then, "Can I get high now? Jasper's comatose and...where's Chrissy?" she panicked.

"Alright you can get high.. but when Jazz finally answers you you'd better be able to get out of that high damn fast young lady. As for your daughter.." Chuck began as he opened a rift in the space time continium and put his arm in it and pulled it out. "She apparently found one of the holes in the space time continuium.. looks like she found the world of chocolatin." He said with a chuckle and a smile as he wiped his granddaughter's face off

Lari breathed a sigh of relief. "Oh great. And he might never answer," she added sadly, slightly cheered by her daughter.

"Its beginning to look more and more like that.. hopefully he hasn't been sleeping this whole time either..." Chuck said becoming more and more annoyed.

"Oh joy. We broke my husband!" Lari cried as she went into hysterics.

"NO... we didn't break your husband Lari." Chuck said as he wrapped his daughter in a hug and gentle began to rock her back and forth like when she was a kid

Lari hugged her dad back. "Are you sure? He seems pretty broken," she commented.

"No.. I just think we laid about as much as any human man can comprehend in a single instant.. that or.. he figured out how to fall asleep with his eyes closed.

"Um, I think I'd know if he learned that," Lari stated. "And it's been a few hours..."

"Which is beginning to worry me.. he has been in the bathroom a long time now.. a very long time.." Chuck said as he began to stroke his beard in thought

Lari began to play with her hair. "Maybe he left us?" she suggested as she twisted her hair. "I don't think he knows what happens when he upsets the Family..." she added ominously.

BEEEEP

Nefnee jumped up in terror. Heart pounding, she realized she hit the car's horn.

Zig chuckled as his beauty jumped at the car sound. "And that is why love, most times, this like this happen in the back of the car where there is more room, espicially in an SUV like this one.. because the back seats fold all the way down." Zig said making the oh so suddle hint that they should move to the back where they seats were already folded down giving them the room of a small bed.

Nefnee gathered herself. "I'm getting to it," Nefnee whispered into Zig's ear. She then rolled over and climbed to the back.

Zig climbed in after her. "I'm glad you are getting it, now where were we before you hit the horn.. oh yes.. I believe this was it." Zig said as he rolled overtop of Nef and began to make out with her.

Nefnee laughed a bit then proceded to make out with Zig. She pulled her cell phone out of her pocket and tossed it to the front seat.

Zig stopped her for a moment and took out his phone and tossed it in the seat as well and preceded to make out. "There now we have no more interruptions let us continue." he said with a smile and continued.

Nefnee ran her fingers through Zig's scruffy hair and closed her eyes.

"I hope you are enjoying the foreplay my dear." Zig said as he moved from Nefnee's lips to her neck and curessed Nefnee's skin