Corrupt a Wish Game!!

granted but then suddenly you demoted back down to PO2

I wish I was a chief (since we are the damn topic)

Granted, but ROTC suddenly falls to the bottom of the highschool social food chain.

I wish I wasn't ADD. (Actually... if you want to get technical ADHD even though they are the same thing)

Granted but now you have some other weird mental process so that the world stays even

I wish i could cure cancer.

Granted, but you get antagonized continuously by sick people who think you've a healer.

I wish I could speak with a perfect british accent.

Granted but then people want to kill you for sounding really stupid

I wish all war would just stop.

Granted, but the sudden population growth destroys the world.

I wish I had a spaceship!

Granted but then you get involved in a government conspiracy and and are subsequently murdered by mimes

I wish I had more money

Granted, but you have less LOVE.

I wish I had more icecream.

granted but then you don't get as much nutrients from the other foods as you should

I wish I wasn't fat.

Granted, but it's my grandma's pie, and you can't stop eating it.

I wish sugar wasn't so bad for me.

Granted but now you are hyper 100 percent of the time.

I wish I wasn't fourth in the post count.

Granted but then you... hmm how the hell do you corrupt this one.... then you get sucked into the couch and you aren't able to move at all!

I wish I had complete control of the PS 2.

Granted but then you become depressed cause you catch something cause you don't want this BF of yours to leave. (way to easy to corrupt)

I wish I wasn't dating a person who is semi-bipolar

Granted but then they are even worse then the ones you have now!

I wish I actually cared in some of my classes.

Granted but then you play the other thing all the time and you lose it cause you grades suffer

I wish I had a PSP

Granted but that is all that person can do, cause they are impotent.


I wish I wasn't a sex driving pervert.