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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/24/2008, 9:09 pm

Sex? Yes please

Do I make you randy baby!!??
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/26/2008, 12:07 am

I think it's five over the quantity x minus I lost the game.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/26/2008, 12:21 am

Pi five!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/26/2008, 1:00 pm

"She's a hermaphrodite!"
"No I'm not!"
"Yeah she is!"
"No, want proof?!"

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/26/2008, 2:52 pm

"Stop looking at me, penis lookers!"
yeah.... it's my brother.... he's retarded.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/26/2008, 11:10 pm

[19:23] Sam: penus
[19:23] Sam is now offline

(seriously?)

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/27/2008, 4:13 pm

"Do I look like a hippie?"

"Actually, you look more like a gay pride spokesman"
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/27/2008, 11:25 pm

Nick: oh and matt, my sister says you look gay.
Me: that should be a compliment
Nick: i know!

Nick as in GC Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/27/2008, 11:45 pm

GC?
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/27/2008, 11:52 pm

Gay child, as Lari calls him.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/28/2008, 12:35 am

That still leaves me with at least 3 gay Nicks......

Which one are you talking about?
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/28/2008, 4:50 pm

Oh my God, I love GC! -fangirlish squee- ^_^

Funny Quote:
Shane: Hello?
Dr. Phil: You should live as a gay woman!
Shane: ...Dr. Phil?
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Lari: I'M A PIRATE LOOKING FOR WALDO!!! -runs away-

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/28/2008, 11:13 pm

Me: SPONGEBOB? WHERE?!
Jesus: on my tv
Jesus: it ended '^'
Me: v_v ohhh
Jesus: mens pajamas?

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/29/2008, 12:35 am

You know, about 70% of our conversation last night counts for this thread.
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- The genital talks, Nick's closet, Nick and your bed, more genital talk......

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/29/2008, 12:53 am

[02:43] nefnee: SEX SEX SEX SEX
[02:43] nefnee: I'm good nkw
[02:43] nefnee: Now*
[02:44] Alex180193: nkw?
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[02:45] Alex180193: I thought of nwn when you said that.
[02:46] nefnee: mmhmm
[02:46] nefnee: zzzzzzzz
[02:46] Alex180193: Do you know what that means?
[02:46] nefnee: no
[02:46] Alex180193: Nick Wentworth Naked.
Don't ask me why. Just revel in the mental images.
[02:47] nefnee: ...
[02:47] Alex180193: Well, I was trying to think of something more disturbing than John Darrow Naked.
This is disturbing enough for me.
[02:48] nefnee: I'm so horny it didn't bother me
[02:48] Alex180193: It probably just made you hornier!
[02:48] nefnee: possibly
[02:48] Alex180193: That's not creepy at all!

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/29/2008, 10:59 pm

[@ 20:49:11; Saturday, 11-29-2008;] nefnee: i doubt the police would believe that i raped nick wentworth

Edit: Better, Steph?
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/30/2008, 2:36 am

Me: *while watching Twilight and seeing Edward acting like a.... stalker* Stalkeeeer!
Some chick behind us: Totally!~
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/30/2008, 2:55 am

[@ 00:42:54; Sunday, 11-30-2008;] alex180193: We're all friends.

We just had a really fun time in the mall walking around, singing, eating, touching ourselves, and making a lot of sexual innuendos.
[@ 00:43:31; Sunday, 11-30-2008;] tsukasa_byrne3: Ah. Typical human teenagers, eh?
[@ 00:44:24; Sunday, 11-30-2008;] alex180193: Well, the two of them were.

I was a typical subject of whatever species the guys in the white coats decide to tack on me next.....
[@ 00:45:41; Sunday, 11-30-2008;] tsukasa_byrne3: Hah.
[@ 00:45:50; Sunday, 11-30-2008;] alex180193: It's true.
[@ 00:46:04; Sunday, 11-30-2008;] tsukasa_byrne3: What species are you now?
[@ 00:46:35; Sunday, 11-30-2008;] alex180193: The last time I checked I was:

duosos divalites
[@ 00:48:46; Sunday, 11-30-2008;] tsukasa_byrne3: Meaning?
[@ 00:51:07; Sunday, 11-30-2008;] alex180193:
Duosos Divalites means:

1. This specimen is of indeterminable sex
2. This specimen has a ****** up mind
3. This specimen has many hidden talents
4. This specimen has a knack for sexual innuendos
5. This specimen is not sure if the plural of innuendo is innuendos or innuendoes.....
[@ 00:51:30; Sunday, 11-30-2008;] tsukasa_byrne3: XD Innuendos.
[@ 00:52:14; Sunday, 11-30-2008;] alex180193: 6. This specimen has poor hearing
7. This specimen can't differentiate between left and right
8. This specimen dislikes Limewire
9. This specimen wishes that (s)he could have stayed at the mall longer
10. This specimen is out of funny things to write right now.....
[@ 00:52:48; Sunday, 11-30-2008;] tsukasa_byrne3: I see. Lol.
[@ 00:53:00; Sunday, 11-30-2008;] alex180193: Exactly.


Another chat converstaion....
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/30/2008, 3:38 pm

You're going to fall.... I hope.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   12/1/2008, 12:49 am

"That's vague enough to be descriptive!"
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   12/1/2008, 6:59 pm

Euro Teacher (paraphrased): He was in jail for writing pornographic material. His books were very sickening and descriptive.
Me: Isn't this the guy who wrote One Hundred Twenty Days of Sodom?
E. Teacher: Yes. It's a bit creepy that you know that, Emerald.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   12/1/2008, 7:09 pm

Oh god.. he's back
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   12/3/2008, 4:57 pm

After lunch:

Me: Ow! Now my knees hurt
Montana: Ohh, Nef... what have you been doing?
Me: I was with freshman boys!

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   12/3/2008, 7:28 pm

In class:


Me: It's true. Catholic girls do taste better.

Everyone in class except Laney: WHAT?!?!?!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   12/4/2008, 11:36 am

IN CHEM
Me: *with goggles on and hair above goggles* I is ready for science!
Charli: I need to so take a picture of that and make that a caption!
Me: I noticed that you can use the excuse "FOR SCIENCE!" for just about anything.
Charli: Why did you murder him?
Me:... FOR SCIENCE!
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